We had a fire. A possible first for us in marriage. Nothing major, kitchen fire.
You see Amy wanted to get me a chicken the other night since I was in a lot of pain with a sinus infection. So she goes out to get this chicken from our local ‘chicken shack,’ a little place about a block away that serves tasty juicy broasted chickens. They cost five bucks. Isn’t it interesting how no matter where you go in the world, a broasted chicken costs five bucks? However, when she comes back, she has no broasted chicken. ‘Yo pule (no chicken),’ she tells me they told her. ‘Finish.’ So she bought a raw chicken from a grocery instead.
We decide, of course, to do our best to come up with the same kind of thing the chicken shack makes, but we come up with a baste of our own—honey, mustard, curry, butter—de—licious.
Everything was going fine while the thing was cooking until the fire alarm went off. Again, another genius idea of Amy’s for us to buy an alarm in America and bring it with us. Honestly, I hadn’t thought it was such a good idea. A waste. But now it came in handy. We ran to the kitchen and opened the stove to find a hot pad on fire underneath the tray holding the chicken. It must have stuck to it when Amy took the chicken out to baste it. I grabbed it with tongs and ran out onto our balcony, placing it on the ledge to cool.
The kitchen was filled with smoke, so we were crawling around on our hands and knees for a few minutes trying to get things back together. I don’t honestly remember what we were doing, but we crawled around for several minutes. The chicken was fine, though, so we closed the oven door and let it cook. It would have been pretty funny for someone to come into that kitchen right then to find it full of smoke and us crawling around on the floor like a couple of wild animals
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When I left the kitchen and sat down in the living room, I heard Amy outside on the balcony banging the burned hot pad to death with one of my shoes, making sure it didn’t spread (over the cold hard concrete).
Our chicken was better than what we get at the chicken shack, but we’ll probably never try cooking a chicken again in Tirana.
3 comments:
If at first you dont succeed...
start another fire. hey glad you and amy are safe. Sounds like andrea and I before Christmas and our guests had to sit inside in there coats with the doors and windows open and the box fans running.
schimpfs
Ames, I remember a few kitchen issues when all us girls lived together. Do you by any chance have a huge knife under your bed, like at Dorchester?
Love ya!
I would have liked to walk in at that moment! ANd I will... in my imagination... every time I read this post! But don't give up on cooking chicken, especially if it's better than what ya get at the shack... I mean... ya know... unless you like to give the locals business... then that's a different thing.
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